wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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