There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
