Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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