i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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