I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I have tasted many bathrooms
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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