no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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