I want to make a zoo with you.
handjob tips. give me some.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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