i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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