so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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