if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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