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Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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