Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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