I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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