Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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