I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's official drugs can't kill me
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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