shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
She needs sedatives and a leash
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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