dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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