I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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