i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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