yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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