That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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