Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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