Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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