went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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