pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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