you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I can't trust your balls anymore.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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