Is it normal to miss your booty call?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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