Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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