I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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