I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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