Already got asked if we're dating
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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