What should our trivia night team be named?
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ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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