i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Help me help you realize you are a moron
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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