i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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