do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
im six kinds of drunk right now
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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