dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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