And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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