didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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