Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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