He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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