Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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