so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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