do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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