I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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