Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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