i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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