You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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