I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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