with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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