arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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