I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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